Purgatory Logo Tee – Boutique Fitness Suffering, Satirized
Purgatory Logo Tee – Boutique Fitness Suffering, Satirized
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Not all pain is productive. This satirical take on cult-like cycling culture swaps corporate zeal for raw truth. Featuring the bold “Purgatory” logo — a twisted riff on boutique fitness branding — this shirt calls out the sweat-drenched sermons from the saddle. The minimalist design pairs a custom crank-inspired “P” with clean, modern typography, all in stark white on your choice of tee color.
Perfect for those who ride hard, think harder, and don’t drink the branded Kool-Aid. Whether you’re grinding hills, coasting through recovery, or just flexing irony at brunch, this tee speaks louder than a studio’s playlist.
Product features
- 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
- Modern classic fit, side seamed body
- Tear away label
- Runs smaller than usual
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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