From “Don’t Tread” to “Tread, Daddy” — Satire Shirt

They swear they’re rugged lone wolves.

Then they show up in masks, playing tough, begging the state to step harder.

This tee is a full Gadsden remix—taking “Don’t Tread On Me” and translating it into the modern uniformed cosplay it’s become: obedience dressed up as rebellion.

Same snake. Same energy. New confession.

Wear it as satire. Wear it as a mirror.

If they can dish out intimidation, they can take a punchline.

Details

• Classic flag-style graphic with coiled snake

• Bold, readable front print

• Designed for people who can spot performative “freedom” from a mile away

Parody / satire design. No affiliation with any agency

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean