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We’re Historians In Progress | Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt, Thought-Provoking Apparel

We’re Historians In Progress | Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt, Thought-Provoking Apparel

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We’re Not Conspiracy Theorists — We’re Historians In Progress.

A shirt for the ones who ask better questions — and live long enough to watch the truth catch up.

This bold protest stencil design was made for the whistleblowers, the skeptics, the black sheep, and the independent thinkers who remember what happened the last time we were told to “trust the experts.” It features distressed block typography on a heavyweight cotton tee, with a Wake Orange visual slash — because some truths are too dangerous for punctuation.

What used to be “conspiracies” now read like history:

 

  • The CIA ran LSD mind control experiments (MKUltra, declassified)

  • The NSA tracked every phone call and email (thanks, Snowden)

  • The FBI infiltrated civil rights groups to neutralize them (COINTELPRO)

  • The Tuskegee experiments let Black men suffer untreated syphilis for 40 years

  • The Gulf of Tonkin incident that launched the Vietnam War? Never happened as reported.

  • The CIA helped smuggle drugs into U.S. cities during the Contra era (Iran-Contra scandal)

 

History doesn’t wait for permission — and neither do we.

Product features

- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft and breathable feel.
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity, helping to retain its shape over time.
- Shoulder tape for added support, stabilizing the back of the garment.
- Available in various fabric blends, maintaining quality and comfort regardless of color.
- Sourced responsibly with a focus on sustainable practices and fair labor principles.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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