The Unaligned Embroidered Hoodie
The Unaligned Embroidered Hoodie
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You were never supposed to notice.
But you did. And now you can’t unsee it.
This oversized charcoal hoodie features the Unruly Wake Bolt—a signal of disruption—and a quiet rebellion stitched at the wrist: the two-headed lamb, carrying the anarchist banner nobody asked permission for.
No slogans. No sales pitch.
Just something real in a world of curated nonsense.
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100% soft cotton fleece
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Embroidered left chest lightning bolt (Wake Orange, 4”x4”)
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Embroidered lamb patch on left wrist (2.7” wide)
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Oversized fit for comfort or concealment
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Designed for those who don’t need a side—they’ve already left the game
This is not just a hoodie.
It’s armor for those who stopped pretending.
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
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